Jade's Balrg

kinkymccormick:

GOD TIER SCALEMATE GIVEAWAY!

hey everyone! in light of my recent achievement of 100 followers (thanks guys, you’re really the best!) i decided to do a super special homestuck giveaway!! recently i’ve been making a ton of these little nuggets, and now they have god tier symbols on their tummies. 

so here’s how this will work!

first off, THE RULES:

  • you can reblog all you want. likes count too! just remember to alert your followers if you’re going to spam.
  • DO NOT use multiple accounts. that shit just ain’t fair. i will be checking, guys.
  • you don’t have to be following me. although, it would be pretty nice if you stopped by, maybe!
  • PLEASE have your askboxes open!
  • US only, please! shipping costs a ton of bucks!

IF YOU WIN:

you will receive one god tier scalemate of your choice. i can do any symbol, and any color fabric and/or buttons you want. it’ll look similar to this little knight of time, but of course, with your specifications!

the deadline is MAY 18TH, so get reblogging!

thejotaku:

juneniocosu:

Horns + Sweatshirt

A GIVEAWAY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO FOR LIKE EVER! I have a nice amount

of followers, not only that but those followers have been dealing with my bullshit and

deserve something for that! so I’m giving everyone a chance to win a set of horns and a

sweatshirt I made

  • You can choose any horns you want only 1 tho (unlesstheyarekarkathornsthen2)
  • Including ancestor
  • I WILL do fantroll horns, I dont care how weird they are I WILL MAKE THEM
  • You can specifically tell me how you would want the horns to be done. (for example you can have nubby sollux horns compared to taller sollux horns)
  • You will also win that sweatshirt I made and decided to never ever wear! it really is a nice sweatshirt tho I am not sure exactly how to wash it other than by hand BUT THERE IS A WAY! (june=lazy)
  • AND MAYBE I’LL JUST MAIL MYSELF TO YOU AND WE CAN DO FUN THINGS!
  • you secretly want that last part.
  • I know it

That is all for what you can get, now onto rules and other info

  • YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME (Its nice if you do because this is a thanks to my followers, but I love you all equally ok)
  • I will ship anywhere in the world I do NOT care if you live in Atlantis you will get this
  • I will only allow you to reblog this 1 time a day, I mean for gods sake would you want to have your dash filled with my bullshittery! HELL NO and likes count too
  • Please dont use sideblogs for this
  • This will end on the 20th of June

thank you ben for letting me ripp this off from you I’m not terrible or anything <3

I want this sweater.  And will be reblogging it every day man jf;dsfj
So to get it off your dash, tumblr savior fuck yeah homestuck sweater giveaway.

sea-dwellers:

people who think following 100 people is a lot

^^^ WHAT

manosukestoned420:

OMFG 2DAY MY FRIEND WAS TALKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS AND I THOUGHT ABOUT “ARE YOU READY TO JINGLE YOUR BELLS” AND I STARETD SCREAMING I WAS HYPERVENTIALTING AN D SHE WAS LIKE OMFG SHE THOUGHGT I WAS HAHVIN G  AN ASTHMA ATTACK AND SHE TSTARTED CRYING

durncriss:

If Obama loses the election I’m moving to the bottom of the ocean.

okay short and sweet

bokunovriska:

im opening comissions

send the money to ibrianne16000@aol.com (paypal)

full color CG pixels look like this:

and they are 20-40 dollars

maybe even lower if you haggle

please please help me out, i need to help pay for a school trip thats 310 dollars, its my end of the year 8th grade trip and i really want to help out with payment since i have two sisters in collage and money’s kinda tight here.

email me at iBrianne16000@aol.com for further information if youre interested.

signal boost!

suchirolle:

chickencourtesan:

It’s a Homestuck giveaway hell yes!

Winners of the Tiny Pokemon Tea Set finally have their prizes sent through the mail so that means you now have the opportunity to have a tiny prize mailed to you, too! Yes, you!

One like and one reblog to each of you,  and you only have to hold your breath until Saturday, May 5th to find out if you won yourself a tiny troll figurine! Isn’t that neat? (It is.)

There will be 5 randomly-picked winners, and the first to respond will have first choice of which troll they want.

Oh, right. Have I mentioned how tiny they are? Look at Sollux over there, or Karkat, or Terezi! They are so damn tiny, like, over an inch,maybe.

Enjoy!!! :D

soooo cute

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

yesterday my dad got a call from someone named john looking for someone named dave

sobs dramatically

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

cartoonanimegirl:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

500 Followers Giveaway!! - Raiyna Edition

So I’ve been anticipating it for about a month now, having my follower count hover around 485. I still haven’t done the Homestuck Giveaway for my 413 followers, so I’ll likely do that after this one.

Regardless, I’m EXTREMELY happy right now. I honestly never thought I’d have this many followers when I first joined, and every single one of you has treated me with love, care, and made me laugh more times than one. I love each and every one of you. ♥

About the giveaway! I will be drawing some pictures for the winners. Here’s the prize list:

  • 1st place gets one (1) full-color bust picture (maximum of two characters) and one (1) full-color chibi picture (maximum of three characters)
  • 2nd place gets one (1) full-color bust picture (maximum of two characters
  • 3rd place gets one (1) full-color chibi picture (maximum of two (yes, two) characters)

The things that I will NOT draw! There are a few things that I am not comfortable with on a non-personal level. Either I just don’t have confidence in my ability to draw the picture to your liking, or it’s not something I would publicly advertise myself for.

  • Porn of any kind (yaoi, yuri, hetero, furry, etc etc)
  • Extremefurries. If your character is mostly human with little-to-no fur, then that’s fine. But if they are straight up an animal-like creature that walks on two legs like a human, full coat of fur and everything, guaranteed I won’t be able to draw it well.
  • Any character that belongs to another artist without their permission first. That is to say, I won’t draw any of Rumminov or AVeryNicePrince’s OCs unless you ask them first. Fanart is different. You can’t exactly get in touch with Tetsuya Nomura and ask for his permission for me to draw Sora in a free art giveaway.
  • Mechas. This includes robots, cars, any kind of machine-like character. I’m not very good with boxy and intricate details, though I am working on it. Brobot, Aradiabot, and Sebastian (from Homestuck) are okay, though may take more time.

What ARE you comfortable with drawing, then?

  • Anything else! I am not picky about girl/girl or boy/boy pairings at all, so long as it’s clean. I’m not picky about OC/Canon character pairings either. If you want Naruto’s long-lost little sister who’s capable of using both the Sharingan and Rasengan at the same time because she was trained by Itachi deep in the woods away from the rest of the Akatsuki in secret to be holding hands with Kiba as they walk through the renewed Hidden Leaf village with Rock Lee as Hokage then that is A-OK with me!! Granted, I may do a few double takes, but it is still okay.
  • Any fandom that I am not a part of. There are A LOT of popular fandoms right now that I simply have not watched or have no interest in. That doesn’t mean I won’t draw it for you, lovely darling! Just be warned that I may not get any personalities spot-on

How do I enter? Since this is for my original 500 followers, I have to give them some kind of bonus. ANYONE is allowed to enter, but my followers get an upper hand.

  • You don’t have to be following me! Anyone can enter, because I like to please everybody.
  • ONE (1) REBLOG ONLY AND ONE (1) LIKE ONLY. If I see any more than that, I will have to disqualify you. I’m sorry. :c (On the other hand, if you make a mistake like I have in the past and tumblr does that weird retarded double post thing like it’s been doing, feel free to send me a note apologizing. I will look to see if you’ve deleted the second post from your blog as well.)
  • ORIGINAL 500 FOLLOWERS CAN REBLOG ONE (1) EXTRA TIME. This means they can have two reblogs and one like, totaling three possible entries.
  • Make sure you are reblogging THIS POST. If not, I…can’t really help you there lmao

Aaaaaaaaand that’s all I can think of! The giveaway will end on April 20th. Have fun, you guys!! <3

D —> Hey.

D —> Hey followers.

D —> Come do this thing.

D —> Miss Raiyna has some of the most lovely and amazing art. You won’t regret entering it.

yes you all should continue entering in this

especially you lovely new followers

Hello! Yes, hello.

You have two more days to enter into this, if you’re still interested. ♥

did i enter?

i dont think so

wow im talkING TO KYLEE

crazy-but-not-stupidx3:

January

  • 1- truekansasiconiacgrander
  • 2-
  • 3-
  • 4- biebgomezworld.tumblr.com
  • 5-
  • 6-
  • 7-RayRaysGooglesx.tumblr.com, that-timid-viet-kid.tumblr.com
  • 8-
  • 9-
  • 10-
  • 11-
  • 12-annilovesyouu.tumblr.com (;
  • 13- erincastronovo
  • 14- sushi-m0nster
  • 15-swag-prince.tumblr.com Ü
  • 16- waskittles.tumblr (:
  • 17-
  • 18-
  • 19-
  • 20-
  • 21-
  • 22-
  • 23-
  • 25-bigeyesnevercry.tumblr.com
  • 26-
  • 27- altiaslovesyou
  • 29-lookthroughallyourthoughts.tumblr.com
  • 30-
  • 31-

February

March

April

May

  • 1-
  • 2- teammindlesstakeover.tumblr.com
  • 3-
  • 4-
  • 5- http://zaynmalikfansx.tumblr.com
  • 6-
  • 7-
  • 8- maid-of-hope.tumblr.com
  • 9- the-good-lady-nickelbottoms.tumblr.com
  • 10-KoStayMindless
  • 11-
  • 12-
  • 13-getupfromanalltimel0w 
  • 14-ma-ri-ann.tumblr.com
  • 15-
  • 16-biatchout.tumblr.com
  • 17-swagilicious-castronovo.tumblr.com
  • 18-
  • 19-
  • 20-
  • 21-
  • 22-
  • 23-
  • 24-
  • 25- cyrillusisbadass.tumblr.com
  • 26-
  • 27-
  • 28-
  • 29-413thdivision.tumblr.com BIPCHES 
  • 30- ashleyhillxox.tumblr.com (:
  • 31- justinbieberlovedmelastnight.tumblr.com (:

June

July

August 

September

October

November

December

buttnugget-mcgee:

thatshitsnotcute:

Submitted by anon.

but 
but
a lot of them are cute 

yes especially kanaya

buttnugget-mcgee:

thatshitsnotcute:

Submitted by anon.

but 

but

a lot of them are cute 

yes especially kanaya

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

honeyyoushouldseemeinacrown:

faceityourenevergonnamakeit:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

avengingshit:

“He said you do that.”

#skdjajkaygh #i just think about sherlock being alone during his hiatus and talking out loud and then looking around and realizing john isn’t there

“…and then, when I told her about the cologne on her boyfriend, she tried to—” Sherlock looked up to find that, once again, John wasn’t there. It had been almost month since his ‘fall,’ but he still couldn’t seem to get used to not having John around. He had managed to get used to nearly everything else, but not having John around was going to take some work.

He sighed and got up, wishing he had his violin, even though he knew it wouldn’t help. He picked up his phone and flipped through the texts he had received since the fall.

Went to your funeral today. You would have found it boring. Sentiment and all that. You pretended not to understand it, didn’t you. -JW

I made two cups of tea again. I left yours by your chair. Maybe you’ll come back. -JW

The tea was still there when I woke up. Maybe you weren’t thirsty. -JW

I’ve started working again. Not at St. Barts, though. Can’t deal with that place right now. -JW

I got a call from Harry. Says I should go live with her. I can’t, though. I keep thinking that you’ll come back. -JW

Please come back, Sherlock. -JW

I won’t even complain when you play the violin at three in the morning. -JW

I met a new girl today, but could already tell that she was a chronic cheater. I guess you rubbed off on me. -JW

My therapist says I should stop texting you. Maybe she’s right. Then again, I don’t know what’s right anymore, though. -JW

You’re probably not even getting any of this. -JW

Lestrade visited today. Offered to let me stay at his for the night. Just for some company. I couldn’t do it. -JW

Anderson was gloating about how he knew you were a fraud all along. He left with a bloody nose. -JW

I don’t think Sally’s too pleased. -JW

They tried to take your violin away. I wouldn’t let them. I wouldn’t let them touch anything in your room, in case you do come back some day. -JW

I’m having the nightmares again. But this time, I just see you falling. And I try to catch you, but it’s always too late. Always. -JW

I was supposed to protect you. I guess I can’t do anything right. -JW

I thought I saw you at work today. My heart literally lept, but you disappeared. You always do. -JW

God, just give me a sign. Anything. I just need to know you’re alive. Please. -JW

Sherlock looked away from the phone. The texts still came in a steady flow every day. He didn’t know how much more of this he could take. He was already running risks, checking up on John in various disguises. He had nearly been caught a few times, too. He leaned back in his chair, his legs stretched before him, crossed at the ankles, phone dangling from a hand that hung off of the arm of the chair.

He missed John.

A year and a half passed. He was getting closer and closer to completely eliminating the web. The texts still came in a steady flow every day. It kept Sherlock sane. Kept him from using. Kept him alive.

I was watching crap telly again. Not the same without you shouting abuse at them now. -JW

Your brother was quite insistent that I go back to my therapist. I’d rather not, though. It’s not helping. -JW

It still hurts, Sherlock. It’s been over a year and it still hurts. Why does it still hurt? -JW

I still make two cups of tea a day. You still never drink yours. -JW

Two years later, he had finally cornered the last member of the web, taking care of him with one clean shot in the temple. After the man was dead, Sherlock sat down, staring at the corpse for a good two hours.

It was done.

The web was disintegrated.

And then, out of nowhere, he felt an almost manic explosion of laughter burst out of him. He was laughing uncontrollably, tears streaming down his face. Or was he crying? Emotions of glee and desperation racked his body, reducing him to a shaking pile next to a dead man. Finally, he managed to stand up and pull himself together, leaving the corpse where it lay and quickly typing out a text before heading back home.

Put the kettle on. -SH

Oh my lord :D

John stared at the text before him, rubbing his eyes a few times, not quite trusting his eyes anymore. It didn’t vanish this time, like so many of the others had before it. Was he dreaming then? No, he was definitely, definitely awake. Even though this felt like a dream, like a daze. Was it actually happening? He stared at the text again, willing the words to shift and change, twist or fade, something, before he started believing them.

Put the kettle on. -SH

The words were still there, no matter how many times he stubbornly screwed his eyes shut, trying to blink them away. Why wouldn’t they move? He frowned, his brows knitting together in thought as he even went as far as to prod the screen — move already, would you? They stubbornly stayed put, however. So, real then? The furrow in his brow deepened, the corners of his mouth stretching downward and his lower lip jutting out as he thought about this, the implications of the message finally hitting him all at once.

Sherlock.

Sherlock was coming home.

At some point in the future, he would wonder how Sherlock survived. Why he never told him. What he’d been doing all these years, damn it, but for now, for now, he pushed all of that aside, focusing only on the revelation.

Sherlock. Alive. Coming. Now.

He hit the reply button, carefully typing out a response. His insides were doing strange things — his stomach was falling through to his feet even as his heart was rising up toward his throat. His palms were slick with sweat, but his hands were steady — a natural reaction to stressful situations, wasn’t it? That’s what Mycroft had said at their first meeting all those years ago — he wasn’t haunted by the war; he missed it.

He and Sherlock had fought a war all those years ago, and they had won. Not without heavy casualties, of course — Sherlock himself being one of them until just a few minutes ago. That is, if this was actually happening… John couldn’t make up his mind, every few seconds changing his opinion — was it real, not real? Did it make a difference? He’d been sending Sherlock texts every day for the past three years, what difference would it possibly make if it turned out to just be his mind playing a trick on him?

What did he really have to lose?

He looked down at the typed message in his hands, reading and re-reading what he had written. To send or not to send? He took a deep breath, pushing SEND on the exhale.

How far away are you? -JW

His phone went off immediately, before he’d even had a chance to put it down.

Five minutes. -SH

A reply. Well that was new. Either he was going mad(der than he already was), or this was… 

real.

This was real.

It hits him all at once, suddenly, and he lets out a startled chuckle, overcome with emotion. Relief, worry, nausea, anger, joy… everything rushing through him at once, coursing through his veins, filling him with things he had thought were long-dead. The chuckle soon turns into genuine laughter, though he cannot tell why exactly he was laughing — joy? stress? Was it the stress? Was he finally broken? He typed out another message, giddy from the thought that Sherlock, his Sherlock, would actually be coming back to him. He put his phone down and pivoted, heading into the kitchen to make the tea Sherlock had requested. Perhaps tonight the second cup would be drained as well.

Sherlock stood outside of the familiar door to his — their — flat. It had been a long time, far too long. 221B. He reached down into the pocket of his long coat automatically as he heard the chime — John’s customised tone — indicating he’d received another message.

I’ll be waiting. -JW

He smiled to himself as he returned the phone to its pocket. He extended his wiry arm, giving the door one sharp rap as he waited for the long-overdue reunion with the army doctor on the other side of the door.

Reblogging for the continuation. :D THIS IS BRILLIANT. 

charliexxx:

I really do not understand some people in this world. Sure, you can hide behind an anonymous mask and rage all you want about things you lack the intelligence to understand. In the real world, saying that, you would not last a minute. Technology is giving harassment a whole new perspective, and it is sick. 
To even state that someone should kill themselves makes you less than dirt. The second you even ponder to saying anything remotely close to this, realize that you will never be superior to the people who support us. 
I could not imagine how many people have actually committed suicide due to this harassment on Tumblr - a place where most of us tend to get away. I would love to see the person who sent hate get older and explain that they were one of the causes leading to someone’s suicide. How insecure do you have to be to feel “stronger” to kick someone while they are down? I am 100% sure if you were on the verge of going over the edge, and someone disrespected you like this you would not last a minute.
This “Anonymous” power is disgusting. The people who sit day to day online just to harass others are disgusting. The ones who open wounds of things that mean so much to people are disgusting. I just do not understand it. I would love to see these people in person, and see how much they can back themselves up. 
If you are dealing with any Anonymous that has this ignorant mentality, just delete it and move on. I understand that the bad things are easier to believe, and often harbor in our minds, but let it go. I do not think I can stress that enough. They have no say on how valuable your life is to this world. They have no say that you do not deserve to go to prom, graduate, find someone who loves you, have children (or cats), get married, and live a happy life. They have absolutely no say. They only have power if YOU give them that power.  They are only attempting to pull down what is higher than them. Do not fall into their idiotic grasp. They are cowards. They know absolutely nothing about you, or what you are dealing with. Do not let them walk all over you. You’re worth more than that. 
You are beautiful. You will make it through this. You deserve to live. You have people that love you. You are worth so much. Your life is valuable (whether you see it, or not at the moment). You deserve to smile. 
If you get a comment, delete. Do not respond. Do not soak it in. Let it go. Do not let them get you worked up. That is what they want. Why even give them the satisfaction of it? They do not deserve any emotion from you. 
Love yourself, and know that someone loves you. This one person does not compare to the hundreds of people on here, or anywhere else that support you. 

charliexxx:

I really do not understand some people in this world. Sure, you can hide behind an anonymous mask and rage all you want about things you lack the intelligence to understand. In the real world, saying that, you would not last a minute. Technology is giving harassment a whole new perspective, and it is sick. 

To even state that someone should kill themselves makes you less than dirt. The second you even ponder to saying anything remotely close to this, realize that you will never be superior to the people who support us. 

I could not imagine how many people have actually committed suicide due to this harassment on Tumblr - a place where most of us tend to get away. I would love to see the person who sent hate get older and explain that they were one of the causes leading to someone’s suicide. How insecure do you have to be to feel “stronger” to kick someone while they are down? I am 100% sure if you were on the verge of going over the edge, and someone disrespected you like this you would not last a minute.

This “Anonymous” power is disgusting. The people who sit day to day online just to harass others are disgusting. The ones who open wounds of things that mean so much to people are disgusting. I just do not understand it. I would love to see these people in person, and see how much they can back themselves up. 

If you are dealing with any Anonymous that has this ignorant mentality, just delete it and move on. I understand that the bad things are easier to believe, and often harbor in our minds, but let it go. I do not think I can stress that enough. They have no say on how valuable your life is to this world. They have no say that you do not deserve to go to prom, graduate, find someone who loves you, have children (or cats), get married, and live a happy life. They have absolutely no say. They only have power if YOU give them that power.  They are only attempting to pull down what is higher than them. Do not fall into their idiotic grasp. They are cowards. They know absolutely nothing about you, or what you are dealing with. Do not let them walk all over you. You’re worth more than that. 

You are beautiful. You will make it through this. You deserve to live. You have people that love you. You are worth so much. Your life is valuable (whether you see it, or not at the moment). You deserve to smile. 

If you get a comment, delete. Do not respond. Do not soak it in. Let it go. Do not let them get you worked up. That is what they want. Why even give them the satisfaction of it? They do not deserve any emotion from you. 

Love yourself, and know that someone loves you. This one person does not compare to the hundreds of people on here, or anywhere else that support you.